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dontlikedennis 
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 Topic: Are you a virgin?Posted: 20/May/2005 at 10:23pm |
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I have a relative (not blood) who is male age 45. He lives in a small town. He's not gay but he has never had a girlfriend and I'm 99.9% sure he's a virgin. I have known him for 15 years and have never known him to even have a date. He's too shy or too picky or something like that. When I first met him I thought he was an ok guy but the last couple years he has become quite miserable but f**k so would I if I never got laid. Anyway long story short, do you think it is un-natural for a guy or woman for that matter to never have sex? I mean hell it is the #1 way to get rid of stress and tension. I think he's gonna explode soon man. do you think it's too late for him??? ps. his mom and dad live with him
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Willy Parsons
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Posted: 20/May/2005 at 10:25pm |
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I betcha he's got the best polished rocket in town.
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Posted: 20/May/2005 at 10:28pm |
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Superglide Ken
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 12:10am |
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Don't let him join the Post Office!
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cmaster
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 12:32am |
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He lives in a small town. He's not gay but he has never had a girlfriend and I'm 99.9% sure he's a virgin. I have known him for 15 years and have never known him to even have a date. He's too shy or too picky or something like that. Maybe he picks up street hookers. You never know. |
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 12:49am |
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Your in denial DLD......he's either very private.........or has an identity that is to grotesques to reveal to family and friends. One thing is for certain....he will not explode. Has he's parents put you up to this?
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 1:06am |
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He sounds a bit strange to me |
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It seems to me D.L.D has an imaginary friend that he calls his relative. Through my experience over the years D.L.D is a prime example of a child like syndrum whereas his/her actions are blamed on a friend to better search out approval or rejection of his/her own actions. D.L.D .......it's alright if it is you that has that problem just speak out and nobody will laught at you..........maybe someone here knows of a good doctor who can help you.............no need to be shy........are you speaking about yourself D.L.D. Tell us the truth Nightrider |
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dontlikedennis
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:13am |
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LOL I'm married to his sister and she is a firm believer in STRESS RELIEF
 There are no hookers where he lives, it is very remote and he's very very catholic
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doug
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:44am |
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Alter boys????????????????
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:46am |
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If he was an altar boy, maybe his priest turned him off sex for good.
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doug
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:48am |
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Such thoughts. could that be a possibility??
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cmaster
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:49am |
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Who's gonna ask him?
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Posted: 21/May/2005 at 11:41am |
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small town... lonely guy.... it could be DOUG Doug you a virgin??? |
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