Are you a virgin?
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Topic: Are you a virgin?
Posted By: dontlikedennis
Subject: Are you a virgin?
Date Posted: 20/May/2005 at 10:23pm
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I have a relative (not blood) who is male age 45. He lives in a small town. He's not gay but he has never had a girlfriend and I'm 99.9% sure he's a virgin. I have known him for 15 years and have never known him to even have a date. He's too shy or too picky or something like that. When I first met him I thought he was an ok guy but the last couple years he has become quite miserable but f**k so would I if I never got laid. Anyway long story short, do you think it is un-natural for a guy or woman for that matter to never have sex? I mean hell it is the #1 way to get rid of stress and tension. I think he's gonna explode soon man. do you think it's too late for him??? ps. his mom and dad live with him
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Posted By: Willy Parsons
Date Posted: 20/May/2005 at 10:25pm
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I betcha he's got the best polished rocket in town. ------------- Certified to be certifiable. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 20/May/2005 at 10:28pm
His right hand is the larger one
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 12:10am
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Don't let him join the Post Office! ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 12:32am
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He lives in a small town. He's not gay but he has never had a girlfriend and I'm 99.9% sure he's a virgin. I have known him for 15 years and have never known him to even have a date. He's too shy or too picky or something like that. Maybe he picks up street hookers. You never know. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 12:49am
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Your in denial DLD......he's either very private.........or has an identity that is to grotesques to reveal to family and friends. One thing is for certain....he will not explode. Has he's parents put you up to this? ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 1:06am
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He sounds a bit strange to me |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 2:53am
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It seems to me D.L.D has an imaginary friend that he calls his relative. Through my experience over the years D.L.D is a prime example of a child like syndrum whereas his/her actions are blamed on a friend to better search out approval or rejection of his/her own actions. D.L.D .......it's alright if it is you that has that problem just speak out and nobody will laught at you..........maybe someone here knows of a good doctor who can help you.............no need to be shy........are you speaking about yourself D.L.D. Tell us the truth Nightrider |
Posted By: dontlikedennis
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:13am
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LOL I'm married to his sister and she is a firm believer in STRESS RELIEF
 There are no hookers where he lives, it is very remote and he's very very catholic
 (what ever that means)
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:44am
Alter boys???????????????? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:46am
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If he was an altar boy, maybe his priest turned him off sex for good.
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:48am
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Such thoughts. could that be a possibility?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 9:49am
Who's gonna ask him?
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 11:41am
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small town... lonely guy.... it could be DOUG Doug you a virgin??? ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 2:02pm
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He doesn't need the headaches of a woman always nagging him anyway, he's better off by himself indulging in some other activities more rewarding than a piece of ass. Ask any man who he would rather spend the day with ( his buddies or his wife/girlfriend ) and the choice will always be his buddies,....................... Nightrider |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 2:13pm
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Nightrider, Had some bad experiences, or what? |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 2:13pm
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This is true Nightrider and same goes for the ladies...........however when the wife/girlfriend bends over that buddy is history.....but I can't say the same reaction would happen for the ladies. ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
Posted By: jgcm
Date Posted: 21/May/2005 at 2:34pm
| I'd recommend taking him out to a larger town and finding a professional. Or try a truck stop just don't get caught! |
Posted By: Rick/Magic
Date Posted: 23/May/2005 at 1:24pm
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I recommend you leave him alone and let him live his own life...is he happy?...maby he is just very private and doesn't like to discuss his love life with a sick brother-in-law...I know I would if I had a brother-in -law like you...but, then again, if I even had a notion of a brother-in-law, like you, I'd cut out of there very very fast...shallow gene pools are a dangerous thing...btw, you rode the "short" school bus to school, did you not?.... ------------- 25 years of cleaning carpet and my back hurts |
Posted By: PadMan
Date Posted: 23/May/2005 at 7:12pm
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DLD, talk to HIM and find the answers, you sure as sh*t are not going to get any accurate one here with a bunch of horny ole carpet cleaners. ------------- Converting HWE customer to VLM customers for 30 Years! |
Posted By: dontlikedennis
Date Posted: 24/May/2005 at 9:05pm
LMAO Padman...Hey d**k, I mean Rick....he has 5 sisters who are "worried" about him....me I really dont give a flying fuk
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Posted By: dontlikedennis
Date Posted: 24/May/2005 at 9:07pm
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me thinks Rick aint gettin any poonanny, poompoom, poontang
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/May/2005 at 9:24pm
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Maybe not any pu**y either
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