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A "CONFIDENTIAL In-side CONVERSATION

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Topic: A "CONFIDENTIAL In-side CONVERSATION

Posted By: Ed Valentine
Subject: A "CONFIDENTIAL In-side CONVERSATION
Date Posted: 19/December/2005 at 2:36pm

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old
Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw
down his list.
Miserable litle brats, ungrateful little
jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole
works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I
hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late
at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer
all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the
maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things
would get better
Those a**holes from IRS sent me
a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't
damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus
any money?
And the kids these days--they all are
the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little sh*ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and
sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and
heads
I made a ton of yoyo's--No request for
them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and Skinning my
knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no
enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw
unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you
know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going South
for the season.