Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum : cute joke https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:47:36 +0000 Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:34:52 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.06 360 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=2318 <![CDATA[Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ <![CDATA[cute joke : Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=66182&title=cute-joke#66182 Author: carpetologist
Subject: 2318
Posted: 20/July/2006 at 8:34pm

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest Lion or it will be killed.
 
Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle, or it will starve to death.
 
It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle.
 
When the Sun comes up, you better start running. LOL
 
]]> Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:34:52 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=66182&title=cute-joke#66182 <![CDATA[cute joke : How do you keep an idiot in suspence? I&#039;ll...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61969&title=cute-joke#61969 Author: Advantage
Subject: 2318
Posted: 07/February/2006 at 5:06pm

How do you keep an idiot in suspence?

 

 

 

I'll tell you tomorrow

]]> Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:06:43 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61969&title=cute-joke#61969 <![CDATA[cute joke : Knock, knock.......Oh Never mind.......]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61948&title=cute-joke#61948 Author: Ninja-wand
Subject: 2318
Posted: 06/February/2006 at 7:54pm

Knock, knock.......Oh Never mind....]]> Mon, 06 Feb 2006 19:54:28 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61948&title=cute-joke#61948 <![CDATA[cute joke : GULLY ]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61946&title=cute-joke#61946 Author: jtuseo
Subject: 2318
Posted: 06/February/2006 at 2:10pm

GULLY]]> Mon, 06 Feb 2006 14:10:35 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61946&title=cute-joke#61946 <![CDATA[cute joke : Upgrade us with a joke..........say...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61603&title=cute-joke#61603 Author: Adwa
Subject: 2318
Posted: 21/January/2006 at 9:54am

Upgrade us with a joke..........say when you hit High School then.

]]> Sat, 21 Jan 2006 09:54:55 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61603&title=cute-joke#61603 <![CDATA[cute joke : Umm I think I first heard that...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61601&title=cute-joke#61601 Author: Ninja-wand
Subject: 2318
Posted: 21/January/2006 at 5:03am

Umm I think I first heard that joke when I was in middle school....]]> Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:03:19 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61601&title=cute-joke#61601 <![CDATA[cute joke : I call them.............finally...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61599&title=cute-joke#61599 Author: nightrider
Subject: 2318
Posted: 21/January/2006 at 3:22am

I call them.............finally got rid of them

                               Nightrider

]]> Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:22:18 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61599&title=cute-joke#61599 <![CDATA[cute joke : Nightrider must have a Tiger in...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61538&title=cute-joke#61538 Author: Adwa
Subject: 2318
Posted: 20/January/2006 at 10:40am

Nightrider must have a Tiger in his tank.

 

What do you call........Two Blonde's in a Freezer????????

 

 

 

 

FROSTED FLAKES!!!!!!!!!!

]]> Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:40:59 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61538&title=cute-joke#61538 <![CDATA[cute joke : Yeah, she&#039;s my girlfriend...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61524&title=cute-joke#61524 Author: nightrider
Subject: 2318
Posted: 19/January/2006 at 9:55pm

Yeah, she's my girlfriend

                                Nightrider

]]> Thu, 19 Jan 2006 21:55:11 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61524&title=cute-joke#61524 <![CDATA[cute joke : Yep! That&#039;s good. Was the...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61523&title=cute-joke#61523 Author: cleanex
Subject: 2318
Posted: 19/January/2006 at 8:55pm

Yep! That's good. Was the blonde from Quebec? 

Edited by cleanex]]> Thu, 19 Jan 2006 20:55:55 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2318&PID=61523&title=cute-joke#61523