Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum : funny crazy stories https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Fri, 03 Apr 2026 15:37:55 +0000 Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:50:33 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.06 360 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=5202 <![CDATA[Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : Why bother i took my reply off...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145950&title=funny-crazy-stories#145950 Author: Mick Oz
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 10:50pm

Why bother i took my reply off that way it reduces any further attacks

Mick

Edited by Mick Oz - 24/July/2008 at 11:28pm]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:50:33 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145950&title=funny-crazy-stories#145950 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : I squirt-suck and run I&#039;m...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145945&title=funny-crazy-stories#145945 Author: Ken_Is_OK
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 7:14pm

I squirt- suck and run I'm not in the house long enough to have any stories.
too many houses in toronto and too little time. invest your money in butyl boys its toronto's oil.
]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:14:31 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145945&title=funny-crazy-stories#145945 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : ..Edited by John L - 25/July/2008...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145944&title=funny-crazy-stories#145944 Author: John L
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 7:01pm

..Confused



Edited by John L - 25/July/2008 at 1:28am]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:01:47 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145944&title=funny-crazy-stories#145944 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : cleanmydirt wrote:I have...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145943&title=funny-crazy-stories#145943 Author: FriendlyHammer
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 6:04pm

Originally posted by cleanmydirt cleanmydirt wrote:

I have meet a lot of carpet cleaners, I love hearing funny stories I have been in over 5k homes and many stories. I want to hear what we go through.


A guy called me for advice once because his carpet was trashed. When I got there there were huge stains on the carpet from his pets and kids that were from urine, poop and vomit. These stains had accumulated over several years. He explained to me that he always used stain remover as soon as he found a stain. I asked him what he used to clean up the stains (meaning a machine, or at least a towel and water) and he looked at me like I was stupid and repeated, "stain remover."  To make a long story short, he thought stain remover is a chemical that removes a stain all by itself......just spray it on and walk away.  Bang%20Head
]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:04:35 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145943&title=funny-crazy-stories#145943 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : you guys take it to heart I just...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145942&title=funny-crazy-stories#145942 Author: cleanmydirt
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 5:45pm

you guys take it to heart I just wanted so hear some experiences of people in the field. If I knew you that you guys were going to be retarded and take me for spam I would of spammed also I am new to discussions so since your up tight about the situation I guess I will give you a story about the time a lady wanted me to clean her one room,she had over 50 cats living in her home. She had a cat liter box outside her home about the size of my van that high and long. I told her there was nothing I can do for her smell so she threaten to call the BBB on me for delining work and turning her down for cleaning. The place was unsanitery in the first place. I mean there were piles of dook and I could smell the over whelming smell of cat urnine from the street.
So if you guys have a problem with me asking others to let me hear there storiess and take this forum like it is your first born,let loose and tell me a tale.
http://cleanmydirt.com and that is who I am,I am not spamming or anything else that you dil holes think I am doing
]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:45:02 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145942&title=funny-crazy-stories#145942 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : Duck can see through you cause...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145936&title=funny-crazy-stories#145936 Author: John L
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 12:42pm

Duck can see through you cause he's the guru..  LOL

]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:42:44 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145936&title=funny-crazy-stories#145936 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : Once again Duck your spot on. You...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145912&title=funny-crazy-stories#145912 Author: Mick Oz
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 4:03am

Once again Duck your spot on.
You must be going through lots of water with all that flushing.

Your better than Spam Guard and we get you for free on here.

Mick]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:03:08 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145912&title=funny-crazy-stories#145912 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : I go through flier deliveries...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145910&title=funny-crazy-stories#145910 Author: duckcountry
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 3:37am

I go through flier deliveries in rain, wind and summer's heat.  I go through the customer's pre-conceived notions of what to expect based on their previous bad experiences only to surprise them by making the impossible plausible.  I go through using QB Pro on my laptop every night to keep myself updated on the changing financial position of my company.  I go through bad employees  and always look for the truly good ones.  I go through self doubt and keep my eye on the horizon for the goal ahead.  I treat my business as a woman would treat child birth - I work through the pain to experience what is just beyond the discomfort. 

I don't go through putting my domain name at the end of every message since that is what a SIGNATURE is for and I won't go through tolerating those who misuse an invited role on a board by exercising self promotion.  I honor my brothers and sisters in this honorable trade wherever they are because I find a kindred spirit in them.

Two peanuts walked into a bar.  One was assaulted. 

Funny is in the mind of the spectator.


]]> Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:37:34 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145910&title=funny-crazy-stories#145910 <![CDATA[funny crazy stories : I have meet a lot of carpet cleaners,...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5202&PID=145904&title=funny-crazy-stories#145904 Author: cleanmydirt
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Posted: 24/July/2008 at 1:53am

I have meet a lot of carpet cleaners, I love hearing funny stories I have been in over 5k homes and many stories. I want to hear what we go through.
 
htpp//www.cleanmydirt.com
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