WHERE THE HECK IS TED
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Topic: WHERE THE HECK IS TED
Posted By: nightrider
Subject: WHERE THE HECK IS TED
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 3:10pm
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Where is Ted hiding out these days, I called for him at KleenKuip but nobody knows where he disappeared to or when he'll be back. He must be playing one of his magic disappearing tricks on us again. Is he just hiding from me, or is it everybody in general. Nightrider |
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 3:25pm
Just from you Jack(  ). Ted is enjoying a cruise for a few days to relax his nerves from having to deal with demanding carpet cleaners.I'm pretty sure he will be back in by the end of the week.------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Adwa
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 4:10pm
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Ted is playing tricks on all of us.........he told me he was going to a magic convention.........hope Linda doesn't get wind of this ------------- The Following Statements do not Necessarily Reflect the Views of this Forum Network http://www.kleenkuip.com - http://www.kleenkuip.com |
..........The truth of the matter is........only Ted knows were Ted is. Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 4:50pm
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Maybe he's in JAIL, and you don't want to tell us. I can give him alot of advice, and the do's and don'ts while in jail. Do mind your business Do eat all your food Do make friends with the big timers Don't bend over in the shower Don't look anyone in the eye Don't ask questions If Ted's a good boy, he'll get extra gravy on his potato's and a book to read at night with BuBa who wets the bed on the top bunk Nightrider |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 5:09pm
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Maybe Ted enjoys Golden showers Jack, and might like that spot. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: LilNiteRidrhood
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 10:33pm
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Ted is on a sabatical he told me. Everyone deserves a break some time. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 10:35pm
Where in the mosque next door?? has he graduated to a flying carpet yet? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 10:40pm
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I found Ted,he called me today and invited me to meet him in New York to pull some rabbits out of a hat, cut someone in half, turn a kleenex into a dove, and make a beautiful young girl disappear into thin air Nightrider |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 11/July/2005 at 10:48pm
Nightrider: You already did that trick when you bit your doll's nipple. You appear to have no problem making your dates dissappear. You should try a real person. ------------- Just My opinion |