BEER vs. p-u-s-s-y: THE PLAYOFF

1. Beer is always wet. pu**y needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to pu**y

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to pu**y

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to pu**y

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pu**y in public, you become a legend. - One point to pu**y

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of pu**y he may buy you a beer. - One point to pu**y

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much pu**y and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to pu**y

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to pu**y

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost – One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 pu**y 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

Looks like I'm not the only one with nothing to do

Did you find that joke as you were  cleaning out your old desk General Lee

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