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Topic: POST A FUNNY JOKE

Posted By: nightrider
Subject: POST A FUNNY JOKE
Date Posted: 12/October/2006 at 11:08pm

'An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a http://www.stockhouse.ca/bullboards/viewmessage.asp?stat_num=13327602&all=0&t=0&archived=False&link_symbol=CGW&link_table=list&navmode=1&navd=fwd&# - business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE

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Posted By: John L
Date Posted: 29/October/2006 at 10:40pm

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: �My friend is dead! What can I do?� The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: �Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.� There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: �OK, now what?"