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Topic: Success
Posted By: Dennis Conner
Subject: Success
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 12:55pm
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Seems that everyone here sees what a douchebag ken is!
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 12:57pm
Dennis I think he is only available in Canada.? Aren't you the lucky one? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 1:31pm
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I think his naïve approach is simply to endure and his only defense is to BS and evade. They will keep him off balance (no that he ever was in balance) by actions and enforcement. He thinks if he doesn’t respond that there is no enforceable action. Let the bonehead carry on. It’s good entertainment, at least while it lasts.
He just doesn’t get it. Eventually it won’t be glides but it will be something else he will be pestering us with such as his 36 motor suck job he’s bleating about. It will be some other products with similar exaggerations, same business practices and for sure in the end a similar demise. Remember that roaches are hard to get rid of. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Ninja-wand
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 2:16pm
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Man...And this is the only board that "loves" him.
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 3:19pm
Yup. We love him 
More like..............this is the only board that hasn't banned him  ------------- 
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 4:41pm
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I have alot of fans on this board. Unfortunatly some of the other posters that say otherwise here are brain dead or mental midgets that have come to believe that they know what they are talking about.My fans that tell me every week to ignore them give good advice, and for the most part I do.
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 4:50pm
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Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!...Cricket!... ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 4:56pm
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Speaking of the braindead..............
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 5:21pm
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name one ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 5:22pm
| You. |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 5:55pm
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LMFAO
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 5:56pm
I knew you would appreciate the truth in that. 
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:05pm
You only have one fan on this board, that's jtuseo, and I really wonder about him  -------------
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:25pm
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Don't you believe that Paul. Though there is only a dozen or so that post to this board with any frequency, there are literly many HUNDREDS that read it every WEEK. Many of them NEVER post, but they sure follow what gets posted here. At least 20 to 30 of them email me every WEEK, telling me how they enjoy me kicking the dumbasses here, and to keep up the good work.
John may be a vocal supporter, and I appreciate that, but I am held in high esteem by many that appreciate the valuable info and products I am responsible for. They may be the SILENT majority to you, but they give me all the motivation I need to kick the asses of the dumbasses here whereever I find them. 
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:29pm
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Are you off your meds again? You really are delusional -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:31pm
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LMFAO ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:39pm
| I am entertaining. You still have not learned the difference yet. |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:44pm
------------- Just My opinion |
Ken Harris wrote:Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 7:55pm
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I can see that you would like to have some of your posts "altered" as well Doug. Just remember that I can give as well as I get, if not even better.
Remember, you asked for it, not me.
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:00pm
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Guess we'll have to get Steamer a plane ticket to Calary! ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:06pm
On know, now I'am being threatened by SGG to be altered? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:09pm
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He wants to alter you to be his mini me -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:10pm
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You're a big help?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:10pm
| Just your posts, SGG. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:19pm
Are you signing all your posts now. -------------
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Posted By: Ken Harris
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:45pm
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No, only my own Paul. Remember, I am SGK(SuperGlide Ken)
Doug is SGG(Super Glide Goof) He named himself that. I even have the quote of him doing that. Ask Doug!!! Part 2 Posted: 23 December 2006 at 8:56am I am the undissputed Glide Goof of the world? If he is undisputed, that makes him Super, eh? So, he is now" Super Glide Goof" or SGG |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:48pm
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Nope. You are the Super Glide Goof. Always will be. Just ask PD. He named you and we all agreed -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:49pm
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No wonder you have so much trouble with reality Super Glide Goof ya you - Ken Hairass ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:52pm
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I guess he gave it his best shot?? With all this confusion he is having an identity crisis? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:54pm
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Add that to his list of other problems -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 8:58pm
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it must be hard waking up in the morning trying to remember who you were or who your going to be? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:09pm
I'm sure he has to write it down before he goes to bed  -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:12pm
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Probably kept the pen from the assistant manager at the 7-11 ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:24pm
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The assistant manager may have lost his job over that pen incident -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:26pm
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Good job for SGG then?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:28pm
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Not enough cash comes in during a day to keep his interest. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:31pm
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he could rent his Rug Doctor or I mean his KenDry machines on the side?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:34pm
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Some idiot would probably steal them -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:35pm
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You can't steal somthing that has already been stolen?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:37pm
Unless you're SGG  -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:39pm
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If it gets reported stolen enough times no one will know who really owns it? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:40pm
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We'll always know who doesn't own it -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:42pm
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That will certainly narrow it down?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:45pm
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Mr. Wilson will rent them and not return them ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:46pm
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The old rent to own policy. or should I say steal to own policy? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:49pm
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It's the SGG policy. He invented it
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:49pm
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Ken's Super Glides are just actually CCM skate guards whittled down with a potato peeler. CCM is going to sue him now. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:51pm
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Add them to the list. He doesn't care. No one can touch him. He's got pictures and drawings and a big imagination -------------
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:52pm
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They will have to get in line with all the rest and take a number? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:57pm
Kenny's original artwork
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 9:59pm
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All the colours of the rainbow. I think he may need a new blade for the box cutter. Some of those edges look a little rough?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:01pm
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Are you calling him a hack? -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:04pm
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That would be a compliment. It would imply that he actually cleans carpet. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:05pm
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Once he gets his Vortex, he won't be a hack anymore -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:07pm
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KEnDri would be reduced to just 3 exclusive steps. He just sucks their wallets up as he drives slow past their house ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: Ninja-wand
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:07pm
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LMAO...Thats some funny shizzie.
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:23pm
He could just call and ask for their cc#. Reduce to 2 steps -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:33pm
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Extra high range laser scanner that does it from the cab window of the truck. No need even to take it out of their wallets. He just aims it at their front door. It's a fricken laser beam! ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:45pm
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Maybe a little high-tech for the glide goof, unless of course, he invented it -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 10:50pm
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It came with the lease. Mr. Wilson had good credit. ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/January/2007 at 11:03pm
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The key word is "had" -------------
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