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Topic: Bullshi*t Alert!!

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Subject: Bullshi*t Alert!!
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 1:28am

Warning! Warning! For those of you unfamiliar with KleenKuip forums, this is a Code Red Kenny Harris BS Alert. This alert is a public service to notify you of the non-stop lies of Kenny Harris.

Kenny said this:

Superliar Ken wrote:

Still can't get any decent employees here in calgary to help me out. I am waiting for the economy to slow abit. It is starting to slow down now that the oilsands are getting emmision caps placed on them. can't wait for this city to slow down so Idont have to offer $30/hr to get good help.

So I asked him if he pays his help $30, since he said so, and I also asked how long he has been doing so. He replied:

Superliar Ken wrote:

I have been paying that rate for over 2 years now, plus benefits.I pay my CNC operator $50/hour. Everyone that does glide production gets at least $40/hr. I don't pay ANYONE less than that currently.

Yet just last month he posted this:

http://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4722&PID=138662#138662">

Posted: 12/February/2008 at 8:18pm

Yep, but I work alone most of the time, so it is hard to keep up.

In boom-time Calary, it is hard to get good help. Even with me paying help $20/hr, they still leave for the oilsands where they pull down $50/hr and more.

Please stay tuned for further updates of the Kenny Harris BS Alert System. In the meantime, seek shelter in a Kenny-free forum until further updates. Thank you.

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Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 1:37am

Thanks for the update on this scumbag!

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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 1:41am

And people wonder why we dislike him so much. It NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!!

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 1:46am

Take your eye off of cmaster's BS meter for just a second and this is what happens.

Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:01am

Yep, but I work alone most of the time, so it is hard to keep up.

I work alone most of the time IN THE OFFICE HERE.I have people working for me in glide production, making up the Turbotecks and brushs, and of course assembley of the Titans.Nobody could send out over 1000 orders per month, and do all the production work too. Only someone as stupid as Friendly is would believe otherwise.

In boom-time Calgary, it is hard to get good help. Even with me paying help $20/hr, they still leave for the oilsands where they pull down $50/hr and more.

Yep, I lost my $20/hr help last month. The 2 guys doing glide production quit and are now making around $50/hr up north at Ft Mac. The 2 guys that replaced them are GUARANTEED a minimum of $30/hr for their time. But since they work by piecework, I expect they will be making closer to $40/hr soon when they get good at their jobs.

When I said I don't want to pay $30/hr here, I was talking about help in the office. That is why I usually work alone here. Answering phone calls, answering thousands of e-mails, posting to 2 boards and shipping.I have NO CHOICE but to pay what I have to pay to get the product made.I have absolutly no spare time to do anything more in the office here than what I am doing now.

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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:06am

Warning! Warning! For those of you unfamiliar with KleenKuip forums, this is a Code Red Kenny Harris BS Alert. This alert is a public service to notify you of the non-stop lies of Kenny Harris.

Superlair KenHarris wrote:

I don't pay ANYONE less than that currently.

Please stay tuned for further updates of the Kenny Harris BS Alert System. In the meantime, seek shelter in a Kenny-free forum until further updates. Thank you.

Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:13am

I don't pay ANYONE less than that currently.

I don't pay anyone under $40/hr currently. That is a fact. Those that start working for me in Glide Production, start at a $40 rate for the first 30 days(probation period). After that they move to piecework, with a $30/hr minimum guarantee.No contradiction between what I said and how thing are run. Only a lack of understanding from you. But then, what else would i expect from you.

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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:19am

Warning! Warning! For those of you unfamiliar with KleenKuip forums, this is a Code Red Kenny Harris BS Alert. This alert is a public service to notify you of the non-stop lies of Kenny Harris.

Superliar Ken wrote:

When I said I don't want to pay $30/hr here, I was talking about help in the office.

Oh, you were talking about people in the office? Let's see.......

Superliar Ken wrote:

If I ship orders too fast Paul, I would not be able to keep up with the orders I would get. Even with negative advertising, I frequently exceed over 1000 orders going out each month. Still can't get any decent employees here in calgary to help me out. I am waiting for the economy to slow abit. It is starting to slow down now that the oilsands are getting emmision caps placed on them. can't wait for this city to slow down so Idont have to offer $30/hr to get good help.

So you can't get any employees for less than $30 to help out with shipping. WOW. So what did you say the month before?

http://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4722&PID=138662#138662">

Posted: 12/February/2008 at 8:18pm

Please stay tuned for further updates of the Kenny Harris BS Alert System. In the meantime, seek shelter in a Kenny-free forum until further updates. Thank you.

Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:25am

Yep, I used to pay my OFFICE help $20/hr too, but they left(Claudia and Colleen) for higher paying jobs last Summer. I have worked alone in the office since then.I do the work of at least 2 people here.

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Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs.

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:25am

Warning! Warning! For those of you unfamiliar with KleenKuip forums, this is a Code Red Kenny Harris BS Alert. This alert is a public service to notify you of the non-stop lies of Kenny Harris.

Originally posted by Super non-stop liarKen

Super non-stop liarKen wrote:

I don't pay anyone under $40/hr currently. That is a fact. Those that start working for me in Glide Production, start at a $40 rate for the first 30 days(probation period).

"Production"? I think not....

Originally posted by unable to control his liesKen

unable to control his liesKen wrote:

If I ship orders too fast Paul, I would not be able to keep up with the orders I would get. Even with negative advertising, I frequently exceed over 1000 orders going out each month. Still can't get any decent employees here in calgary to help me out... I can't wait for this city to slow down so Idont have to offer $30/hr to get good help.

http://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4722&PID=138662#138662">

Posted: 12/February/2008 at 8:18pm

Please stay tuned for further updates of the Kenny Harris BS Alert System. In the meantime, seek shelter in a Kenny-free forum until further updates. Thank you.

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 2:43am

Superglide Ken wrote:

Yep, I used to pay my OFFICE help $20/hr too, but they left(Claudia and Colleen) for higher paying jobs last Summer. I have worked alone in the office since then.I do the work of at least 2 people here.

What do you mean "Yep." You've now claimed that the comment applies to both the office and the production. You've also denied the same thing.

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 3:01am

It's not safe to come out yet. Ken's lies are so twisted that he's lost track of what he's said:

Yep, I lost my $20/hr help last month. The 2 guys doing glide production quit

Kenny lost his $20 production help "last month"? How could that happen if he has paid everyone over $30 for the last two years?

I have been paying that rate for over 2 years now, plus benefits. Everyone that does glide production gets at least $40/hr. I don't pay ANYONE less than that currently.

Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 3:05am

Ban KENNY !!!!!!

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http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com
!!!Check this out!!!
Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job!

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 3:58am

Time to ban Kenny.

Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 4:12am

KENNY STAYS.............................BAN THE TAXMAN.....................BAN INCOME TAX.............. BAN ALL THE CRAP IMPORTS FROM CHINA....................BAN SOMETHING WORTH BANNING.........................KENNY CAN BAN HIMSELF WHEN HE GETS FED UP POSTING BECAUSE EVERYBODY STOPPED TALKING ABOUT HIM

Nightrider

Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 5:26pm

Hey guya you are wasting your breath.... Ted has a soft heart for everyone.

If you want Kenny banned you'll have to go over Ted's Head to his wife. Make the call!!!! If she thinks Kenny is costing Ted business Ken will be gone.

Who's got the balls to put in a call to Ted wife..???

Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 5:50pm

Maybe we should send him to South Park where they kill Kenny

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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 7:09pm

Ted"s wife scares me...........I'm not calling

Nightrider

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 8:10pm

FriendlyHammer wrote:

It's not safe to come out yet. Ken's lies are so twisted that he's lost track of what he's said:

Yep, I lost my $20/hr help last month. The 2 guys doing glide production quit

Kenny lost his $20 production help "last month"? How could that happen if he has paid everyone over $30 for the last two years?

I have been paying that rate of $30 per hour for over 2 years now, plus benefits. Everyone that does glide production gets at least $40/hr. I don't pay ANYONE less than that currently.

Posted By: pbm
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 8:34pm

U guys are some funny people im laughing so hard i cant wait to see what happens next

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The bonnet pro

Posted By: duckcountry
Date Posted: 11/March/2008 at 10:58pm

Superglide Ken wrote:

I don't pay ANYONE currently.

But someday when pigs fly....

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Are you in a high paying business or are you just a self employed low paid grunt who thinks this business provides dignity?

Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 12/March/2008 at 2:20am

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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 12/March/2008 at 3:02am

pbm wrote:

U guys are some funny people im laughing so hard i cant wait to see what happens next

Only Kenny knows what happens next, but he's always wrong.

Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 21/March/2008 at 6:25pm

I think it's worth keeping this thread around so that newcomers can be warned of Kenny's character.

Posted By: safety1910
Date Posted: 01/April/2008 at 7:33pm

thanks guys for all the posts about SGK. If I had not read them, I am sure I would have still been sitting here wondering where my glides are. I bought some great glides out of Afghanistan. SGK should go over there and check out the production. Anyone want to sponser a plane ticket? BTW, are Ted and SGK in a mix together? hhhhhmmmmmm. I think having SGK around brings Ted great business. However....I still think SGK should be banned from the main board and a separate board should be created only for SGK so that I have a good place to go for a laugh....

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Dan

Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/April/2008 at 8:29pm

He's got his own board. It's the clean board

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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 01/April/2008 at 8:47pm

It's a discrace to the industry to have him around to prey on nubies and the niave. Ban him I say, BAN HIM.

He is quite at home in the Tard Yard over on that board. Bunch of misfits run it.

Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 01/April/2008 at 8:48pm

Hopefully he has banned himself

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