Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum : THE PERFECT WOMAN https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Wed, 17 Jun 2026 05:24:40 +0000 Thu, 17 Feb 2005 16:22:36 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.06 360 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=1084 <![CDATA[Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : I heard the perfect woman is about...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19702&title=the-perfect-woman#19702 Author: doug
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Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:22pm

I heard the perfect woman is about 3 and a half feet tall with a flat head. The flat head is to put your beer while she ??Guitar]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2005 16:22:36 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19702&title=the-perfect-woman#19702 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : And now boys and girls, you have...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19679&title=the-perfect-woman#19679 Author: doug
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Posted: 17/February/2005 at 1:47pm

And now boys and girls, you have to play nice or uncle Nightrider is going to have to put on  one of Padmans giant diapers from his white pail so all of you so  can see Nightrider is a  BIG BABY

                                     Nightrider



Edited by doug]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2005 13:47:51 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19679&title=the-perfect-woman#19679 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : I took your advise Ted got myself...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19642&title=the-perfect-woman#19642 Author: nightrider
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Posted: 17/February/2005 at 3:47am

funny picture - A topless woman with dogs painted on her breastsI took your advise Ted got myself a couple of puppies

                            nightrider

]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2005 03:47:35 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19642&title=the-perfect-woman#19642 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : And now boys and girls, you have...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19632&title=the-perfect-woman#19632 Author: nightrider
Subject: 1084
Posted: 17/February/2005 at 1:31am

And now boys and girls, you have to play nice or uncle Nightrider is going to have to take one of Padmans giant diapers from his white pail and put in on all of you so everyone can see the BIG BABIES

                                     Nightrider

]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2005 01:31:00 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19632&title=the-perfect-woman#19632 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : I was talkin bout your wife ken......]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19624&title=the-perfect-woman#19624 Author: MR. STEAMER
Subject: 1084
Posted: 17/February/2005 at 12:12am

I was talkin bout your wife ken... she hit the road... around the bend to the store]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2005 00:12:33 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19624&title=the-perfect-woman#19624 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : Steamer, oh Steamer, you treat...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19623&title=the-perfect-woman#19623 Author: Superglide Ken
Subject: 1084
Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:54pm

Steamer, oh Steamer, you treat me so mean,

You are the meanest ole Steamer I ever seen,

But if you say so, I better hit the road an go,

Hit the road Steamer, and don't come back no more , no more,no more

Don't come back no more...................

]]> Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:54:54 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19623&title=the-perfect-woman#19623 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : she hit the road Ken walked around...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19619&title=the-perfect-woman#19619 Author: MR. STEAMER
Subject: 1084
Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:44pm

she hit the road Ken

walked around the bend to the stoooooorrrrrre

she hit the road ken

walked around the bend to the store

]]> Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:44:45 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19619&title=the-perfect-woman#19619 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : She showed up 20 minutes after...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19615&title=the-perfect-woman#19615 Author: Superglide Ken
Subject: 1084
Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:29pm

She showed up 20 minutes after I went outside. It only takes 10 minutes to walk back from the store. She called right after I stepped out. I know, cause I checked the phone right after you left to she what time the call that I missed came in.]]> Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:29:13 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19615&title=the-perfect-woman#19615 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : What a lying sack Ken, that isn&#039;t...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19612&title=the-perfect-woman#19612 Author: PadMan
Subject: 1084
Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:24pm

What a lying sack Ken, that isn't what she has to say to Patty.

 

You wouldn't know TRUTH if it bit you in the tailpipe!

 

She showed up AS we got there, not later, you are so full of it.

]]> Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:24:17 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19612&title=the-perfect-woman#19612 <![CDATA[THE PERFECT WOMAN : Adwa: You were the one that got...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19609&title=the-perfect-woman#19609 Author: Superglide Ken
Subject: 1084
Posted: 16/February/2005 at 11:07pm

Adwa: You were the one  that got it right, and you were not even there. The Walmart is only 2 blocks from my house, and my wife prefers to walk there for the exercise most of the time. Only exception to that is if she has lots of groceries to carry back from there. But she calls me to pick her up from there when that happens. The day that John was there, I was outside talking and never heard the phone ring when she called for me to get her. So she was pissed at me when she got home and saw me talking to John, and said so. That was what John heard. She was even more pissed at John afterward for dropping in un-annouced and keeping me out there so I never heard the phone ring. lol]]> Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:07:51 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1084&PID=19609&title=the-perfect-woman#19609