I got one for ya. here in montreal we have alot of all you can eat lunch buffets, I had one call left so I decided to stop, man we pigged out I must of eat 10 pounds of refried beans washed it down with a few cronoas, and then drank a big glass of milk to settle my stomach. I was feeling great. Got to the customers house start cleaning, I could just feel my belly inflating get bigger and bigger. half way through the first room I exploded, the vibrations shook the pictures on the wall, the smell was so bad and it quickly filled the house...the customer came running, only thing I could say was "ITS YOUR CARPET BETTER GET DEO"

Best upsell I've had for deo in 50 years

NIGHTRIDER

One time a customer asked us to clean under the bed, so I pushed the wand under as far as it could go and guess what came rolling out the other side?

A big, black DILDO!

I once left a side door open by mistake on a job. The woman of the house claimed I let the cat out (which was a big no-no). Well that's atleast what I gathered from her screaming at me in Greek for about 2 minutes.   

I was suprised she was even going to pay me considering how upset she was. When she finished writing the check down came Fluffy from the top of the stairs.

How do you spell relief???

I felt so bad ......I almost gave her the job for free.....the little tongue was sticking out....by the time I was done it looked like a cat sickle, freeze dried for freshness.....

Yes she was big the cat didn't stand a chance....

actually I could have been sued...I didn't get her to sign the inspection sheet or read the rules on the back.... 

Mr. Steamer

Laughing so very hard here. I would like to ask? was the women big? I'm sitting here thinking of that poor pussy, oh I guess that didn't sound good. meow

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FooLingYu