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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Nightrider: You already did that...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22">doug</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 10:48pm<br /><br />Nightrider:&nbsp; You already did that trick when you bit your doll's nipple.&nbsp; You appear to have no problem making your dates dissappear.&nbsp; You should try a real person.<IMG src="http://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smilesahh.gif" border="0">]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : I found Ted,he called me today...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=72">nightrider</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 10:40pm<br /><br /><P><FONT size=3>I found Ted,he called me today and&nbsp; invited me to meet him in New York to pull some rabbits out of a hat, cut someone in half, turn a kleenex into a dove, and make a beautiful young girl disappear into thin air</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nightrider</FONT></FONT></P>]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 22:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Where in the mosque next door??...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=22">doug</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 10:35pm<br /><br />Where in the mosque next door??&nbsp; has he graduated to a flying carpet yet?<IMG src="http://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley18.gif" border="0">]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 22:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Ted is on a sabatical he told...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=87">LilNiteRidrhood</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 10:33pm<br /><br /><P>Ted is on a sabatical he told me.</P><P>Everyone deserves a&nbsp;break some time.</P>]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 22:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Maybe Ted enjoys Golden showers...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=84">Superglide Ken</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 5:09pm<br /><br />Maybe Ted enjoys Golden showers  Jack, and might like that spot. <img border="0" src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif" border="0"> ]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 17:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Maybe he&amp;#039;s in JAIL, and you...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=72">nightrider</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 4:50pm<br /><br /><P><FONT size=3>Maybe he's in JAIL, and you don't want to tell us. I can give him alot of advice, and the do's and don'ts while in jail.</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Do mind your business</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Do eat all your food</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Do make friends with the big timers</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Don't bend over in the shower</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Don't look anyone in the eye</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Don't ask questions</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>If Ted's a good boy, he'll get extra gravy on his potato's and a book to read at night with BuBa who wets the bed on the top bunk</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#ff0000>Nightrider</FONT></FONT></P><span style="font-size:10px"><br /><br />Edited by nightrider</span>]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 16:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Ted is playing tricks on all of...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=55">Adwa</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 4:10pm<br /><br /><P><strong>Ted is playing tricks on all of us.........he told me he was going to a magic convention.........hope<FONT color=#0000ff> Linda </FONT>doesn't get wind of this<IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley5.gif" border="0">..........The truth of the matter is........only <FONT color=#0000ff>Ted</FONT> knows were <FONT color=#0000ff>Ted</FONT> is. <IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif" border="0"></strong></P>]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 16:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Just from you Jack(  ). Ted is...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=84">Superglide Ken</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 3:25pm<br /><br />Just from you Jack( <img border="0" src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif" border="0"> ). Ted is enjoying a cruise for a few days to relax his nerves from having to deal with demanding carpet cleaners.I'm pretty sure he will be back in by the end of the week.]]>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 15:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[WHERE   THE  HECK  IS  TED : Where is Ted hiding out these...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=72">nightrider</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 1723<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/July/2005 at 3:10pm<br /><br /><P><FONT size=3>Where is Ted hiding out these days, I called for him at&nbsp;KleenKuip&nbsp;but nobody knows where he disappeared to or when he'll be back. He must be playing one of his magic disappearing tricks on us again.</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>Is he just hiding from me, or is it everybody in general.</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#ff0000> Nightrider</FONT></FONT></P>]]>
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