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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : There was the time...my suction...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=83">Stanley</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 11/April/2004 at 4:44pm<br /><br /><P>There was the time...my suction hose fell off and got out of control while I was doing stairs and basically sucked in a whole turbin.....Thank gawd we all could laugh about it</P><P><IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0"></P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : Had a guy working once, he was...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=63">PadMan</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 10/April/2004 at 5:35pm<br /><br /><P>Had a guy working once, he was slow, but one day seemed MUCH slower than usual, went to the back bedroom and he was on the floor, had been removing a spot, but FELL ASLEEP...</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>I pulled a YOU"RE FIRED on him...</P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : i think we as parents are failing...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=75">dyna</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 09/April/2004 at 11:21pm<br /><br /><FONT size=5>i think we as parents are failing to teach are kids the proper work ethics the seem to have it to goddame easy plus the gove. dont help get rid of welfair &amp; uic make any man 18to50 work dont let them stay home they can clean streets shovel snow or whatever to pay there way make it harder then uic &amp; welfair wont look so good.</FONT>]]>
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   <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2004 23:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : adwa ya maybe thats my problem...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=75">dyna</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 09/April/2004 at 11:15pm<br /><br />adwa ya maybe thats my problem thanks]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : Dyna you are not having luck with...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=55">Adwa</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 09/April/2004 at 11:03pm<br /><br /><P><strong><FONT color=#0000ff>Dyna</FONT> you are not having luck with hiring guys who's age ends with a nine.</strong></P><P><strong>Next person you hire if he says he's 39 or 49 <FONT color=#0000ff>BEWARE</FONT>!!!!!!&nbsp; <IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0"></strong></P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : i had a guy work for me 5 years...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=75">dyna</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 09/April/2004 at 10:55pm<br /><br /><FONT size=4>i had a guy work for me 5 years ago when i 1st started he quit because i was not busy that was o.k. i under stood but i hired him back 1 month ago and he quit this time because we work to much he was 29 years old he said he cant work past 4:30 it screws up his system <IMG style="CURSOR: pointer" &#111;nclick="AddSmileyIc&#111;n'smileys/smiley36.gif'" alt=LOL src="http://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0">lol lol lol </FONT>]]>
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   <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2004 22:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : Not funny but here&amp;#039;s my story: It...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=92">jackblack</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 04/April/2004 at 12:13pm<br /><br /><P>Not funny but here's my story:</P><P>It was one of my first jobs, I quoted the lady $44.00 over the phone for 2 rooms. I get there do the job and she hands me $13.00. I said no maam I told you $44.00 </P><P>Her English is not so good so now we have a problem. I told her it cost me more than $13.00 just to get to her damn apartment building. Her daughter was there too and we're all yelling....they were pissed off because I was there less than 1 hour and they think I should me charging like $8.00/hour or some sh*t.</P><P>After 30 minutes of fighting I took the $13.00 and went home and called the police (Peel Region) The female cop on the phone told me to&nbsp;chalk it up to experience!</P><P>Man I was so pissed off. One of my buddies later told me I should have pulled the plug on the dirty water tank and told the bitch to keep her money while leaving a nice flood of black water at her doorway.</P><P>Well call me a moron if you want but like I said I was young and dumb! So laugh away <IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley32.gif" border="0"></P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : one of my tecs cleaned a place...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=23">secondgen</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 03/April/2004 at 11:14pm<br /><br />one of my tecs cleaned a place and sold protection to the customer she did not have enough to pay so he borrowed her $100 .he got it back the next week .but he lives with everyone laughing at him for taking such risks just to&nbsp;&nbsp; make a sale&nbsp; for 25% .<IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0"> <span style="font-size:10px"><br /><br />Edited by secondgen</span>]]>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2004 23:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : I remember getting rid of a terrible...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=87">LilNiteRidrhood</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 03/April/2004 at 11:08pm<br /><br />I remember getting rid of a terrible helper. Gave him a couple of bucks for a couple of coffees, he went in to get them, I drove away.<IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0">]]>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2004 23:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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   <title><![CDATA[funny things : Dyna I had the same kind of experience...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=55">Adwa</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 230<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 03/April/2004 at 7:43pm<br /><br /><P><strong>Dyna</strong></P><P><strong>I had the same kind of experience but it was my son.&nbsp; I had him working with me one day and then he disappeared.</strong></P><P><strong>I couldn't find him any were I was even getting worried about it when it dawned on me to check my car. Sure enough he was fast asleep. I woke him up and he said "the work was to hard and I am tired". Can you believe that. </strong></P><P><strong>Hey Dyna maybe that was my son who was working for you, he is also 19.&nbsp; <IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" border="0"></strong></P><span style="font-size:10px"><br /><br />Edited by Adwa</span>]]>
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