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   <title><![CDATA[Joke :   nightrider wrote:He&amp;#039;ll...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=3">Mr.Mike</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 2467<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 16/March/2006 at 11:04am<br /><br /><P>&nbsp; <IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/hysterical.gif" border="0"><BR><table width="99%"><tr><td class="BBquote"><img src="forum_images/quote_box.png" title="Originally posted by nightrider" alt="Originally posted by nightrider" style="vertical-align: text-bottom;" /> <strong>nightrider wrote:</strong><br /><br /><FONT size=3>He'll probably just shove all that stuff up his ass............maybe the Doc shouldn't have told him that</FONT></td></tr></table></P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Joke : hahaha.     MY PET FROG. I was...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=263">John L</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 2467<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 15/March/2006 at 9:43pm<br /><br /><P>hahaha. </P><P> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<FONT size=3><strong><FONT color=#0000ff>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><U>MY PET FROG.</U></EM></FONT></strong></FONT></P><P>I was sitting at the bar one night and set my pet in a box on the bar. A beautiful woman sat next to me and asked " what's in the box making all that noise".</P><P>I said "Its my pet frog that eats pu$$cy like no other, and it's for rent".</P><P>"Oh really" she says.. So I say "If you have any problems I'll be here, just call me. OK she says and heads home with my pet frog.</P><P>Shortly, she calls and says "Hay, your frog is just looking at my pu--y and i want my money back".</P><P>I'll be right there i said. When i got there, she was right, the frog was between her legs and not moving, so I taped on his head and he looked at me.</P><P>So I said, "Now froggie, this is the last time I'm going to show you how to do this....<IMG src="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/smileys/smiley4.gif" border="0">&nbsp;:-)</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=72">nightrider</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 2467<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 15/March/2006 at 8:56pm<br /><br /><P><FONT size=3>He'll probably just shove all that stuff up his ass............maybe the Doc shouldn't have told him that</FONT></P><P><FONT size=3> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <FONT color=#ff0000>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nightrider</FONT></FONT></P>]]>
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   <title><![CDATA[Joke : A rugged cowboy from Brokeback...]]></title>
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    <![CDATA[<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/member_profile.asp?PF=87">LilNiteRidrhood</a><br /><strong>Subject:</strong> 2467<br /><strong>Posted:</strong> 15/March/2006 at 6:58pm<br /><br /><DIV><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN xstyle="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">A rugged cowboy from <?:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:PLACE u1:st="&#111;n"><ST1:CITY u1:st="&#111;n"></SPAN></FONT>Brokeback Mountain</ST1:CITY>, <ST1:STATE u1:st="&#111;n">Wyoming</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE>, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." </DIV><DIV><DIV =Secti&#111;n1><DIV><DIV><DIV><?:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN xstyle="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" <O:P></O:P></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN xstyle="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hotsauce,10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." <O:P></O:P></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN xstyle="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" <O:P></O:P></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN xstyle="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]>
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