https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 05 May 2026 10:28:07 +0000 Tue, 27 Apr 2004 14:51:45 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.06 360 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=330 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=330&PID=3326&title=joke#3326 Author: LilNiteRidrhood
Subject: 330
Posted: 27/April/2004 at 2:51pm

If you think YOUR life is bad.....
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>         How would you like to be an egg?
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>         You only get laid once.
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>         You only get eaten once.
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>         It takes four minutes to get hard.
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>         Only two minutes to get soft.
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>         You share your box with 11 other guys
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>         But worst of all..
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>         the only chick that ever sat on
>         your face was your mother!!!
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>         So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!
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>         Pass this around to someone who
>         you feel can use a good lay,
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>         I mean day!!!!!
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]]> Tue, 27 Apr 2004 14:51:45 +0000 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=330&PID=3326&title=joke#3326 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=330&PID=3323&title=joke#3323 Author: LilNiteRidrhood
Subject: 330
Posted: 27/April/2004 at 12:52pm

 Ed Zachary Disease
 
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex
 for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
 decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist,
 Dr. Chang. 
 
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
 crose." 
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to
 odderside of room." 
 
Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr Chang then said, OK, now craw
 reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
 "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease.Worse case I ever see. Dat
 why you not haf sex or dates."  
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary  Disease?"
 
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look
 Ed Zachary like your ass"

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