Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum : A JOKE JUST FOR DOUG https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:08:56 +0000 Sat, 17 Mar 2007 17:29:54 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.06 360 https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=3558 <![CDATA[Carpet and Floor Cleaning Industry Chat Forum]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_images/web_wiz_forums.png https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/ <![CDATA[A JOKE JUST FOR DOUG : Dougwas shopping at the local...]]> https://www.kleenkuip.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3558&PID=95392&title=a-joke-just-for-doug#95392 Author: nightrider
Subject: 3558
Posted: 17/March/2007 at 5:29pm

Doug was shopping at the local supermarket where he selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As Doug was unloading his items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind him watched as he placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

Doug was a bit startled by this proclamation, but he was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since he was indeed single. He looked at the
six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about his
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to his marital
status.

Curiosity getting the better of him, and said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're f**king ugly."   LOL



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