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Remind you of Anyone???

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Topic: Remind you of Anyone???
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Subject: Remind you of Anyone???
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:03pm

Broke Means Broke

 

 

 

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be  confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

 

Good morning," said the young man.  "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

 

"Go away!" said the old lady.  "I haven't got any money!  I'M BROKE!"

And she proceeded to close the door.

 

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.  "Don't be too hasty!"  He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

 

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.  "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

 

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I'm just wondering if you've ever heard the saying, "this tastes like sh*t" AND  I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.  Bon Apetite!"

 

                                               



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Posted By: nightrider
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:30pm

Was that salesman you Steamer, 'cause doug told me this morning that you were full of sh*t

                                nightrider



Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:34pm
Half full his eyes were not brown yet.Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:34pm
quiet possible... I sense a little tension coming from doug

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:38pm
Doug was unavailable this morning. God Damm work.What a way to start the day.Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:39pm
now he taliking about himself in 3rd person personal... I'm worried

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 17/February/2005 at 4:43pm

Here in smallsville I have many peaks on my cap.Guitar



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 12:13am
more like horns

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 7:12am
That is a low blow?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 10:44am
no doug that went over your head....  your pretty short.... I'd have to get really really low for that to be a low blow

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:11am

Mr. Steame: are you saying you would go down?Guitar



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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:27am

no I said it would be impossible for the duke to ever get that low.... even lyin on my back I'm about 3 feet tall....

what are you doug 3'5"1/2???



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:37am
With my cowboy boots on?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:41am

I heard you had one of those little steps .... to get into bed, to use the toilet, to brush your teeth, to jump up into the truck...

vertically challenged



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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:46am
I really didnt' think they pilled s**t 6'4". I have problems with a free standing tower of dung?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:48am
sh*t never piles higher that 3'-5 1/2" or it falls over its the smell that gets up to the six foot range.....

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 11:54am
I don't do air quality tests at that altitude?Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 4:05pm
you'd have to get into the shuttle to do it........... I know it seems far but it's only 3 feet up there

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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 4:15pm
I am afraid of heights.Guitar

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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 18/February/2005 at 4:17pm
explains why you're so short....tall women must love you... your V-ready

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