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Topic: My disclaimer
Posted By: Advantage
Subject: My disclaimer
Date Posted: 14/January/2006 at 7:15pm
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CCT, UFT, OCT, CRT, RRT, WRT, SMT, FSRT, JTC, JSR, JWR, MTC a great life, if you don't weaken.
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Posted By: Advantage
Date Posted: 17/January/2006 at 8:07pm
I musta been bored
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CCT, UFT, OCT, CRT, RRT, WRT, SMT, FSRT, JTC, JSR, JWR, MTC a great life, if you don't weaken.
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Posted By: dennis_is_ok
Date Posted: 17/January/2006 at 8:17pm
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can you repeat that please
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Posted By: Advantage
Date Posted: 18/January/2006 at 8:23pm
No not really
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CCT, UFT, OCT, CRT, RRT, WRT, SMT, FSRT, JTC, JSR, JWR, MTC a great life, if you don't weaken.
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