THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
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Topic: THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Posted By: nightrider
Subject: THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
Date Posted: 15/December/2006 at 11:41pm
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We did this last year, and it was very successful. Let's see if we can get another 12 people to post. Please DO NOT post more than once.
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me............................
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 15/December/2006 at 11:43pm
A tattoo of Ozzy  ------------- 
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Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 16/December/2006 at 6:21am
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On the second day of christmas SGK tried to hide
A tiwand with a green glide  ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/December/2006 at 4:13pm
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On the third of Christmas Dougy bought from me,
Two Superglides, Filled with large holes, That he hung drom his Bush for all to see. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 16/December/2006 at 5:06pm
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on the forth day of christmas it was here for all to see...
FOUR BLOODY GLIDES HIDDEN FROM CUSTOMS IN KENNY'S BUM
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 16/December/2006 at 5:39pm
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Come on Steamer. You can do better than that. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Ninja-wand
Date Posted: 16/December/2006 at 5:51pm
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On the fifth day of Christmas I gave Ol'Kenny.....A Golden niiiple Ring!!
------------- I'll make you TAP OUT!!! |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 23/December/2006 at 11:48am
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we couldn't finish???????cmon guys...lets pound out a few more before the 25TH!!! ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 23/December/2006 at 9:41pm
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Only allowed one each?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: jtuseo
Date Posted: 23/December/2006 at 11:20pm
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on the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me ted hardings money ------------- WWW.PREFERREDCARPETCLEANING.COM |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 23/December/2006 at 11:32pm
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On the 7th day of Chrismas my true love gave to me...
Kenny an eBay ID with a 100% feedback score........LOL ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 10:23am
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on the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
a book with Kenny's TOP 8 EXCUSES ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: Hammy
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 12:00pm
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On the 9th day of Christmas Kenny gave to me 9 glidless wands. ------------- Could somebody just clean my carpets! |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 1:19pm
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You guys really need to get over this fixation you have for me, eh? Try to think of something original. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 1:26pm
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You are original! ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 2:30pm
OK. Would you believe I'm coming out with a new portable that I invented. It's got 16 (that's sixteen) 4 stage vac motors and a 25,000 psi pump. It actually cleans and dries the floor underneath the carpet while you're cleaning the carpet. Would you believe dry times are instant (that's 0 min, 0 sec)  -------------
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Superglide Ken wrote:Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 2:44pm
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Where do I get one????????????? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: Ninja-wand
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:16pm
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HOw much?! HOw Much?! Put me on the waitin list!!!!
------------- I'll make you TAP OUT!!! |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:24pm
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I can I send you money for one now, or do you want me to just burn the money and not recieve the machine like someone else does it ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:29pm
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Didn't you say you were having it built and private labeled for you by Turbo Manufacturing ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:39pm
Give me your cc# and I'll send you one when it's ready in a few weeks -------------
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:41pm
Would you believe only $399.00 US with free shipping? You can't be on the list unless you give me your cc#  -------------
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:43pm
No, no, send me the money now. Would you believe I'm an honest guy. I wouldn't rip you off. I will burn the money for you if I can't ship by next week -------------
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:44pm
What do you think I am, crazy? I can't trust that SGG guy -------------
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Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 3:49pm
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Nightrider says he's ok so he must be! ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 4:46pm
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On the 10th day of Christmas Kenny gave to me...
10 lbs of BULL$HIT ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 4:53pm
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9 glidless wands.
Kenny's TOP 8 EXCUSES
7 eBay ID's with a 100% feedback score
6 x's ted hardings money
5 Golden niipple Rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR BLOODY GLIDES HIDDEN FROM CUSTOMS IN KENNY'S BUM
Three Superglides, Filled with large holes
2 tiwand with a green glides
and A tattoo of Ozzy  ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 4:55pm
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only 2 more to go who will do the honors???? even if you have already done one...do another ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: pilediver
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 4:56pm
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Where's Dennis!!!! ------------- http://www.expertcarpetcare.ca>Carpet Cleaning in Victoria BC |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 24/December/2006 at 5:22pm
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On the eleventh day of Christmas Kenny gave to me eleven Beastmasters sucking..................then again, probably not -------------
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Posted By: MR. STEAMER
Date Posted: 26/December/2006 at 2:18am
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on the 12th day of christmas what happened to Kenny
he was cut-off by 12 creditors ------------- www.mr-steamer.com |
Posted By: doug
Date Posted: 26/December/2006 at 9:05am
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I always thought you were his major backer?? ------------- Just My opinion |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/December/2006 at 10:37am
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That was NR -------------
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