Australia joins the KK Frequent readers........
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Topic: Australia joins the KK Frequent readers........
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Subject: Australia joins the KK Frequent readers........
Date Posted: 26/February/2008 at 7:12pm
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Auatralia bumps the UK out of the top 5 countries where Kk gets it's readers. Australia provides this board with 9.1% of it's readers, behind only the USA, and tied with the UAE, India, and Canada.  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/February/2008 at 8:53pm
Maybe you should move to India and help them increase their ratings ------------- 
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 26/February/2008 at 9:02pm
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Maybe you should go there. Anything beats Thunderbay
On second thought, I can see by this picture taken on the Thunderbay beach, you might not fit in......  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/February/2008 at 11:15pm
Yeah. In case you've forgotten, we've seen you too -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 27/February/2008 at 1:26am
Of course it did. I mentioned that posting about Australia and marsupials would raise traffic, and it did. In addition, people are flocking here to see the amazing Slider, which is sold in that country. ------------- Ken Harris Nov 08: "This will cause oil to rise to near $100 by the end of November. It stays up there to about the end of February. Better save this so you know who told it to you first." |
Superglide Ken wrote:Posted By: Mr. Slide
Date Posted: 27/February/2008 at 2:17am
 ------------- http://qcsliders.com - http://qcsliders.com !!!Check this out!!! Put a Slide Not a Glide on your Wand, and do a better job! |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 27/February/2008 at 4:32am
Actually, it is the even more amazing Superglides people from that country come to see. HR has patents in Canada, UK and Australia as well as the USA. All other designs of glides or sliders will soon be off the market in ALL those countries.Superglides have been sold in Austalia for over 4 years now, and are still the best selling glides there. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 27/February/2008 at 9:59am
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More deluisions -------------
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Posted By: Aussie Jim
Date Posted: 26/April/2008 at 10:28am
Ken, I know this thread is a little old now, but I don't know why I am surprised when I read your threads (claims) on all the different forums - or those that you are still allowed to post on. I really hate to rain on your parade mate, but we are the main supplier of Glides, Green Glides into the Australian and New Zealand market. I am sure you have sold some down here, but how can you honestly claim that YOUR brand is the best selling down here without knowing our volume. I know your volume because we know a good 80% of the marketplace down here and chat regularly or visit them on Australia wide demo trips. I don't know why, but I keep reading your posts. It is kinda like watching a train wreck happening in slow motion. Jim |
Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 26/April/2008 at 12:03pm
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But it is at least an entertaining train wreck Jim. That is why my readers keep reading. Entertainment on the boards often beats what is showing on the TV. I have known that for years now, as have most of my readers. We could debate numbers forever, but there is no doubt that in the long run my glides will be the dominent brand in Austalia as they already are in the rest of the world. ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/April/2008 at 1:59pm
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Put the crack pipe down!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Mr.Mike
Date Posted: 26/April/2008 at 5:47pm
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 26/April/2008 at 10:43pm
Have you read the BullSh*t Alert threads? Every day brings a new load of crap from Kenny. He has no shame. Now Kenny is despised on every continent but Africa. But he's working towards that goal as we speak. |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 26/April/2008 at 11:48pm
Oh yeah -------------
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Posted By: Superglide Ken
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 2:19am
Don't forget South America and Antarticia; I am working on those too, eh/  ------------- Inventor of the Teflon Wand Glide and the Turboteck Rotary Air Duct Cleaners for TMs. |
Posted By: Aussie Jim
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 7:29pm
Ken, this is the type of wording/claims that make people keep questioning your honesty. You make a statement like it is gospel and I believe that half of your troubles (amongst a host of other things) are that you believe everything you say. If you say it enough to yourself, you believe it! Then when you get challenged on a statement such as you made above, you come back with this....
You go from a definite statement on the first post, to then a vague claim of greatness at some time in the future, in your opinion. If you can't tell people the truth on the small things like volume of sales, how the heck can anyone believe you when it comes to larger and more important stuff? And yes, I would like to debate numbers, cause I can prove mine! And finally
if our country is such a big market for you and you have sold a MILLION glides down under in the last four years, you would think you could spell it correctly by now - AUSTRALIA. Jim PowerClean Australia |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 7:49pm
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He meant Austria. Arnold is his #1 salesman over there. Governor of Cali is his hobby -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 8:46pm
| No, you guys underestimated Kenny again. He started his own country---> Austalia! |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 9:46pm
Another great invention. Bravo Kenny!!!!!!!!!!! -------------
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Posted By: Aussie Jim
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 11:03pm
I recently heard someone state that they have an oil crisis there as well and the official forecast for their country is also doom and gloom
Jim  |
Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 27/April/2008 at 11:25pm
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I think they are having a reality crisis over there.
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 28/April/2008 at 1:15am
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That's OK cuz Prozac and Ativan are available over the counter -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 28/April/2008 at 2:56am
I hear they eat it like candy. 
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Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 28/April/2008 at 9:44am
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That doesn't appear to be enough for Kenny. Maybe he needs to invent a drug that's powerful enough for him -------------
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Posted By: FriendlyHammer
Date Posted: 28/April/2008 at 8:23pm
| The Titan Med? |
Posted By: cmaster
Date Posted: 28/April/2008 at 9:04pm
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Only in your imagination -------------
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