Ole favorite REWrite

"You Don't Mess Around With Ken"

Uptowns got it hustlers
The bowery's got its bums
Calgary's got its SuperGlideKen
He's a bull sh*tin' son of a gun
Yeah he's big and dumb as a man can come
But he's a conman right from hell
And when the carpet cleaners all get together
Boy does he have stories to tell

And they say
You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger

And you don't give your Visa to Ken

Well outta south California come a blonde gal
She said I'm looking for a SuperGlideKen
She was a glide makin' dame
And Lisa Smith is her name
But down home they call her a Ten
Yeah I'm lookin for the king of Calgary
He drivin' a beatup Chevy van
He took his customer's money
And it may sound funny
But I come to get their money back

And everybody say
Jack, don't you know
You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger

And you don’t do business with Ken

Well a hush fell over  Canuckville

When Lisa come glidin' in out of the South
And when the cutting was done
The only thing that wasn't bloody
Was the foot in Big Ken's mouth
There was a glide shoved in his rear end
And he was cuffed and whipped galore
And you better believe
They cleared the carpet in a hurry
When dumb Ken hit the floor, uh huh

Now they say
You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger

And you don’t give your Visa to Ken

Now they say
You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger
You don’t do business with Ken

You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger
And Kenny can’t top a Ten

...hey that's kinda catchy Padman! Steve Gann'd be proud!

Take care,

Lisa

That's pretty good John....poetic justice.

Look what happens when you try pissing on a bunch of cc'ers.  It could really ugly for Kenny....................

Kenny with a headless horseman... LOL

He would try to sell the pics saying he did it to show what a man he was!