THE PERFECT WOMAN

And now boys and girls, you have to play nice or uncle Nightrider is going to have to put on  one of Padmans giant diapers from his white pail so all of you so  can see Nightrider is a  BIG BABY

                                     Nightrider

Edited by doug

And now boys and girls, you have to play nice or uncle Nightrider is going to have to take one of Padmans giant diapers from his white pail and put in on all of you so everyone can see the BIG BABIES

                                     Nightrider

Steamer, oh Steamer, you treat me so mean,

You are the meanest ole Steamer I ever seen,

But if you say so, I better hit the road an go,

Hit the road Steamer, and don't come back no more , no more,no more

Don't come back no more...................

She showed up 20 minutes after I went outside. It only takes 10 minutes to walk back from the store. She called right after I stepped out. I know, cause I checked the phone right after you left to she what time the call that I missed came in.

Adwa: You were the one  that got it right, and you were not even there. The Walmart is only 2 blocks from my house, and my wife prefers to walk there for the exercise most of the time. Only exception to that is if she has lots of groceries to carry back from there. But she calls me to pick her up from there when that happens. The day that John was there, I was outside talking and never heard the phone ring when she called for me to get her. So she was pissed at me when she got home and saw me talking to John, and said so. That was what John heard. She was even more pissed at John afterward for dropping in un-annouced and keeping me out there so I never heard the phone ring. lol

Your a good man Padman but would you say the same if it was your first wife carrying those groceries.

Maybe Steamer the town wasn't far and the wife wanted the exercise.