The Naked Customer

Edited by nightrider - 14/November/2007 at 1:58pm

The freak thing is that you may not remember the exact address one month from now and the freak may call you to arrange an appointment. And all I remember is the body and not the face.  "NASTY" It was hazy through the lead glass door I remember.  If I were innocent how would I have much of a defense against this freak?  One of the gray areas being I was on his property and that holds weight in a cops mind......which is one of the reasons I bring my wife with in all flyer droppings.  NOONE WILL WRONGFULLY ACCUSE ME OF ANYTHING WITHOUT MY WIFE AS A WITNESS! On that day that freak may have called the cops on me and say I hit on him.....NEVER TRAVEL ALONE, RULE#1 in all cases. 

During my adventure to put out carpet cleaning flyers last week my wife who was driving the car beeped at me, which for her means major trouble in the neighborhood like a tornado or the end of the world as we all know it.  She was driving close to me on the street as she knew I was getting tired in the heat after flyer number 375.   She got ahead of me by 50 feet at some point with the car and beeped at me and waved her hand.  As I approached the door of an $800K home built in 2006 there was a lead glass door which you could see through.  A naked man had pressed his body against the glass, and I got a full view as I stuffed the flyer in the door.  Its kinda funny after I thought about it, as 40 years ago it would have been treason, but for the year 2007 it seemed like just another day on the battlefield, and to my surprise it was one of the more uneventful things that seem to happen to my wife and myself lately.