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True Story.....My wife bought me a briefcase for my birthday. I threw the old one out in the trash in the garage. The next day as I cleaned out my truckmount mesh filter I saw the old briefcase. I emptied the major dog hair and wet nasties from the day before into the briefcase. As I emptied the nasties out my wife says "hey, I want to empty out the cats litter box in there too as long as you have it open". She scooped out the turds from the litter box into the briefcase. Next day was trash pickup day. 8AM I put out the trash, overflowing that week the briefcase sat outside the trash container. After carpet cleaning that morning we came home for lunch. Trash pickup hadnt come but the briefcase was gone. HAHHAHHAHAHAHA ONe of my dumb frick neighbors saw value in that brief and took it. High dollar homes here over $250K.

Two days later my next door neighbor says to me (a military officer none the less) "hey I thought you only had one cat" "I thought I saw a dog running around here last night"

I put 2 + 2 together and figured he was the one who had opened the brief and freaked at its contents. WOW I wish I could have seen his eyes opening that brief. hahahaha what a rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now my neighbor thinks Im a freak and he fears me.......

I can remove more spots than you can.

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	True Story.....My wife bought me a briefcase for my birthday. I threw the old one out in the trash in the garage. The next day as I cleaned out my truckmount mesh filter I saw the old briefcase. I emptied the major dog hair and wet nasties from the day before into the briefcase. As I emptied the nasties out my wife says "hey, I want to empty out the cats litter box in there too as long as you have it open". She scooped out the turds from the litter box into the briefcase. Next day was trash pickup day. 8AM I put out the trash, overflowing that week the briefcase sat outside the trash container. After carpet cleaning that morning we came home for lunch. Trash pickup hadnt come but the briefcase was gone. HAHHAHHAHAHAHA ONe of my dumb frick neighbors saw value in that brief and took it. High dollar homes here over $250K. Two days later my next door neighbor says to me (a military officer none the less) "hey I thought you only had one cat" "I thought I saw a dog running around here last night" I put 2 + 2 together and figured he was the one who had opened the brief and freaked at its contents. WOW I wish I could have seen his eyes opening that brief. hahahaha what a rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!Now my neighbor thinks Im a freak and he fears me.......
	I can remove more spots than you can.

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