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nightrider
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Topic: FORGET CARPETS, LETS TALK SEX AND WOMANPosted: 20/April/2005 at 11:32pm |
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I've noticed that not too many of you guys want to talk shop after a hard days/nights work........there is only so much we can say about a carpet, after all it just lies there doing absolutely nothing at all.............now WOMAN are a little different, they might just lie there, but what a beautiful sight that is............has anyone ever offered to pay you sexually.................did you accept....................how about the woman answering the door half nude..........what was your reaction..........ever ask a client out for a date..........has she ever asked you.........let's hear some stories, some jokes, some pics, anything but carpets , glides , D.F.C & New seminars & tradeshows Nightrider |
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cmaster
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Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:51pm |
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Let's get a woman's perspective on this. Adwa?
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Willy Parsons
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Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:54pm |
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I swapped a job for a moped once.Does that count?
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cmaster
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Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:58pm |
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Was it a female moped? Did you get screwed on the deal? |
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Willy Parsons
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Posted: 20/April/2005 at 11:59pm |
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It is a bitch to ride.
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Adwa
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 1:01am |
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I really am curious, what do you guys do when your approach by the women home owner. I bet half of you just blush and get on with your business. What was Mike saying about missing the bus Word of advice, if you decide to take her up on the offer, make sure you look at the pictures hanging on the wall to see how big the man standing beside her is. |
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John L
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 4:24am |
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I cleaned a MODELS home one day when i was a HUNK, She just broke up with her boy friend so we set up a date to meet at the county fair. Well she was there and as i was approaching her someone yelled out my name.... It was the WIFE and her girl friend. I was 10ft from that fox, did a about face and got lost. So would say i was busted???? almost..!! |
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John L
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 4:58am |
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Nightrider you said " the more beers you drink the better they look" This one too..??????????????????? |
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John L
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 5:01am |
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John L
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 5:05am |
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This one looks identical to my wife: For Real man.... |
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dontlikedennis
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 9:13am |
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John then post a real pic of your wife.
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Steaminpile
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 11:48am |
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if your wife looks like that why would you be setting up dates ??
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jackblack
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 12:09pm |
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Hey don't forget Kid Rock dumped Pam Anderson! T & A aint everything |
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Posted: 21/April/2005 at 2:06pm |
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no jackblack but it's a start.
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nothing is impossable. it just hasn't been done yet.
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