The great debate

Looks like I'm not the only one with nothing to do

Did you find that joke as you were  cleaning out your old desk General Lee

                                 Nightrider

BEER vs. p-u-s-s-y: THE PLAYOFF

1. Beer is always wet. pu**y needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to pu**y

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to pu**y

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to pu**y

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pu**y in public, you become a legend. - One point to pu**y

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of pu**y he may buy you a beer. - One point to pu**y

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much pu**y and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to pu**y

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to pu**y

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost – One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 pu**y 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER