Mr. Steamer

Right. I'm a part time lottery retailer

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MR. STEAMER wrote: I'm gonna win the 649 this weekend....and I'll give all the regulars 1 million dollars....just give me your six numbers

    The rich get richer?

Someone we know thinks he's won the 649.

Three mice are sitting in a bar after the funeral of a Toronto mouse, killed by an 80-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how much tougher they are.
The Manitoba mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Alberta mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The Alberta mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other,slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Manitoba mouse and replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.
They both turn to the BC mouse. The BC mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long belch and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullsh*t..... I gott'a go home and f**k the cat."

Right on Uncle Steamer

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