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       WHAT HAPPENS  WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

A white guy is walking along a beach when  he comes across a lamp partially 

buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and  gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been  granted three 

wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies  disappear.

 The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion  surrounded by 

50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to  explore the 

house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks  down and the 

floor is covered in $100 bills.  

Then, there's a  knock at the door.  He answers it and standing there are two 

persons  dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the 

nearest tree,  throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the  Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two 

blonde  genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one," I can understand the  first wish 

having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I  can also 

understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but why he wanted to be  hung like a 

black man is beyond me." 