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LilNiteRidrhood 
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 Topic: cute jokePosted: 19/January/2006 at 5:38pm |
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FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. |
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cleanex
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Posted: 19/January/2006 at 8:55pm |
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Yep! That's good. Was the blonde from Quebec?
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Posted: 19/January/2006 at 9:55pm |
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Yeah, she's my girlfriend Nightrider |
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Posted: 20/January/2006 at 10:40am |
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Nightrider must have a Tiger in his tank.
What do you call........Two Blonde's in a Freezer????????
FROSTED FLAKES!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 21/January/2006 at 3:22am |
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I call them.............finally got rid of them Nightrider |
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Posted: 21/January/2006 at 5:03am |
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Umm I think I first heard that joke when I was in middle school....
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Posted: 21/January/2006 at 9:54am |
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Upgrade us with a joke..........say when you hit High School then. |
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Posted: 06/February/2006 at 2:10pm |
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Posted: 06/February/2006 at 7:54pm |
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Knock, knock.......Oh Never mind....
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Posted: 07/February/2006 at 5:06pm |
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How do you keep an idiot in suspence?
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CCT, UFT, OCT, CRT, RRT, WRT, SMT, FSRT, JTC, JSR, JWR, MTC a great life, if you don't weaken.
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Posted: 20/July/2006 at 8:34pm |
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest Lion or it will be killed.
Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle, or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle.
When the Sun comes up, you better start running.
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